Below are the 10 most recent journal entries recorded in LimpLinesResign's LiveJournal:

Friday, April 8th, 2005
11:17 pm	Diary of a drunk Pt. 3 It now 11:13... I just got home from sementos after being treated very nicely by one Mr. Tony Semento... What a great guy... however all this happened before i was very nicely asked to leave the "NorthSide Tavern"... I assume im no longer welcome there... Of course, it has nothing to do with my girlfriend using a fake id for 3 months there and then getting caught... So, i managed to go to sementos and finish up 3 old styles, 4 miller lites, and 3 shots of black label... On the way home i thought i was going to get pulled over...     Drink total - 19 Of to martini's and then pepe's... Current Mood: Thats really my car... Current Music: "To them these streets belong" ~ Rise Against (3 Comments |Comment on this)
8:45 pm	Diary of a drunk Pt. 2 Christ, It's now 8:40... What a amazing amount of tension has befallen me tonight... I rolled up to duffy's at about 7 o'clock... Walking in as usual i noticed there was a homo-erotic looking bouncer at the door... now, anyone who's seen me knows i look right around the age of 32... so thinking nothing of him i walked up to the bar to grab a drink... i managed to down about 4 old styles in about an hour... as im finishing my last drink and talking that all powerful last drag, i notice the bouncer is talking to the bartender and pointing in my general direction... feeling like i actually had balls tonight i decided to go see what blind stare was all about... as i approached the bartender, the bouncer stepped in and informed me that i would have to leave... after a brief second i realized, that i was infact white and had ever right to be in a bar in valpo... i proceeded to ask "why...?"... he informed me that i did not have a valid i.d. on me and that the police would be called if i didnt "vacate the building..." Feeling like john wayne i grapped into my pocket at lightning like speed and pulled out my passport... i.e. idenification card informing him that i was rich and not meant to be treated like a homeless 20 year old............... After a few apologies and an amazing rim-job he asked me if i would like a beer... i told him simply this... "although i respect your authority here at duffy's... im once again going to have to bow out of the sandwhich industry, because in all reality i am an animator... Time to hit sementos... ~Geoff Above is a poor person's id...   Above is my I.D.   ~Geoff Drink total ~9 Current Mood: Canada = stupid Current Music: 'The Metro" ~ Alkaline Trio (Comment on this)
5:35 pm	A Diary of a Drunk Pt. 1 Angela has a agirls night out planned... I think i heard something about playing monopoly and drinking rita's... maybe im wrong... I've decided to chronicle my friday night... so with out further ado, i present The Diary of a Drunk Well its 5:30 and im ready to get going... I stopped by broadway to drop the old ladies cigs off to her.  She got angry at the fact i took offense at her statement that she didn't have time to talk to me... feeling a little emo i decided to go over to kelseys for a few drinks... after wining and dinning the bartender a bit, i managed to fanangle 2 miller lites and a triple shot of jameson out of her... i think she took offense at the fact i called her a kyke... maybe not... well, its off to shower and plan the rest of my night... drink total - 5 Current Mood: heilmans... Current Music: "Bad Moon Rising" ~ CCR (Comment on this)
Friday, March 18th, 2005
3:12 pm	Hey Ya! Good news everybody, i just got cast in BulletProof Monk 2... can't wait... i've been listening to this rock against bush cd now for a few days... not for political preferences, but because it makes me cool and trendy... anways, i got to thinking, how much good is a cd going to do against the political machine... i decided to release a new cd that investigates real problems facing us... it shold be realeased pretty soon here... Album art is done and everything... it should look something like this...   Rock Against Cobra's Volume 1   I  invite you to take part in a revolution that truly matters... do you know how m any fatal cobra attacks there are every year, or even day... Fucking H, fucking st.'s day was pretty crazy... however i just didn't get damn drunk enough... hector rolls into town tonight... we might catch a hecho and the hummingbirds concert... maybe we won't... It was really good seeing chris, but it brings a tear to my eye to think about how much we've all drifted apart... (interesting fact *geoff has no tear ducts and is physically unable to shed tears) More on the drifting later... A million times a day... ~Geoff Current Mood: *slithers away* Current Music: "must have run all day" ~ Glassjaw (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 16th, 2005
2:53 pm	Yo ho ho, I think my health is failing... I can barely roll over to the other side of the bed at night without feeling hard of breath... So i've decided to start my own super race of young males and females... they'll have blond hair and blue eyes... and then maybe conquer france... i swear im gonna do it... Today starts out a 5 day work schedule... Chris is gone... and probably only remembers me because i almost launched a beer can at his car... Hector comes home this weekend... he's 3 months along and looking to get some pre-natal care for the little one... he's going to name him ron... Live journal has changed a lot since i last posted... cutting edge isn't as important it seems... being a part of as many comn. is what is popular now... so im starting my own... without further ado,   You are invited to the Mouth Herpes Club If you have mouth herpes and want to find other people who enjoy the same interests, join today!!!   A million times a day... ~Geoff Current Mood: Poor Current Music: "Have you ever seen the rain" ~ CCR (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, March 14th, 2005
8:36 am	Let it push us apart if they wish too stay... Yo... I finally got internet at my apt... which is a huge advancement for those who thought indiana was unable to get internet... I've learned this week Indiana is lacking in such regards to the great state of California... I hope soon to get indoor plumming... In all reality its been a pretty damn good week, with chris being here and all... i miss him like fuck... he goes home on tuesday... till july... ashley simpson is on tv right now... playing a packed venue... i'm sitting here wondering why i'm not... work is going... home life is going... booze and what not... well... but i must get some sleep before i have to get up and stop my car from getting repo'ed... A million times a day... ~Geoff P.S. Do you know the name of your solitude...? P.S.S. WWCD? Current Mood: 365 Horse Power Current Music: "How the God's Kill" ~ Danzig (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, November 17th, 2004
9:54 pm	Step 2 to creating my cutting-edge and emo livejournal... A memories list... Without waiting, 10. Taking chris to see Bob Dylan on his 7th birthday... 9. Finally coming out in regards to my love of huffing cambells soup... 8. Applying to the space program and finding out i'll be on the next lunar mission... 7. Dressing like little bo peep for my mom's funeral... 6. Finding out i have HIV... 5. Being straight... 4. Finding out my pen pal in indo-china was actually none other then Damon Wayans... 3. This years Vibe awards... 2. Being matthew lesko's personal biographer... 1. Hating Jews and making a speech at this years auto show about the falsities of the Hallocaust... A Million Times A Day, ~Geoff P.S. Resurrection... Current Mood: CD-R 50 Pack Current Music: "Face Values" ~ The Suicide Machines (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 16th, 2004
6:54 pm	Good grief... Well ang and i got a new car... its a '98 Lumina. why such a normal car you may ask... well i haven't told you the best part, included with the lumina are hydraulics, a flame paint job, a nice coffee can exhaust, 8 subwoofers from wal-mart, under-glows, and 4 seats... nice... In addition to that, we got a new apartment... nothing special, 1 bedroom and a fireplace... oh, and a nice flame paintjob. I played poker last night and won about 120 dollars... i think i found my calling. I've been playing online for awhile now and am up a considerable amount. It was supernice to hang out with people, instead of spending time alone... wallowing in self-pity and worrying about ovarian cancer... chris comes home next week for a visit and im pretty excited. hopefully i'll have a small party that he can later ditch to talk to nicole on his phone... i can't wait! In all seriousness, i hope i can meet her soon... she seems nice... and is one of the few girls i have known who hasn't fucked the starting roster for the Boston Red-Sox... fucking bo-sox... A Million Times A Day... ~Geoff P.S. If you need a place to upload pictures, check it out... "yo"... Current Mood: Certified Public Accountant Current Music: "Hollow Point and Whiskey" ~ Planes Mistaken For Stars (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 9th, 2004
5:32 pm	Hey kids, Wow, today is pretty crazy... I had no idea was Friday the 13th till half of the boston red sox showed up at my house expecting a feast and halloween 1-4, after realizing my late fees added up to a staggering 8.4 billion dollars, i decided it was best i just show them the replay of this weeks OC. I'm so sick of those guys, i can't hang around them anymore, they eat everything, never say thankyou and almost never wear shirts... And they made Chris pay 23 dollars for a hat... But in all reality, things are pretty "chill." (urban vernacular for ok) I've been working my fair share and just trying to stay out of harms way, which is pretty difficult in east new jersey... While bartending at kelseys, i've learned that lower class people often times tip way better then suit sporting assholes... the other night i was waiting on a rag-tag group of construction workers who left me a 5-spot on every beer they ordered, which left me with a decent money wad, since the price of beer has plummeted to 13 cents due to some environmental problem i have not yet read up on. I miss danny and chris a fair amount, actually as we speak im fashioning a raft out of old mp3 cds, such as the ataris, alkaline trio, and trapt... In my on-going quest to stay cutting edge in the live journal community i decided to write a letter to one body part, as i've seen in numerous other journals... Dear Geoff, We are incredibly swollen right now and in dire need of some attention... Love, Geoff's Ballsack But, i fear i must be off... Martin Sheen is yelling from the other room asking me if i want to get down on a joint... A Million Times a Day, ~Geoff Current Mood: Just Shut Up Current Music: "Ghetto Mechanic" ~ Naked Raygun (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, November 8th, 2004
7:06 pm	We don't know a thing about each other anymore... Hey kids, It's new... It's all so new... So much hate to give... but tonight, i've got stuff to drink, phonecalls to ignore, and minds to change... stay tuned for a journal that really matters... ~ Geoff Current Music: "Chicago is Burning" ~ The Lawrence Arms (Comment on this)